1st round hangover

The first weekend of March Madness has come and gone and my general productivity has never been lower. Consecutive days of watching basketball on tv from noon to midnight, drinking beer and switching to the random NBA or NHL game has left me with some random thoughts:

- Nachos are the ultimate compliment to watching any live sporting event.

- Michigan State has been the most unpredictable college team in the past 5 yrs.

- A #16 seed will defeat a #1 seed sometime in the next 5 yrs.

- Beer and steak go together like butter and toast.

- I think Sheldon Williams drank a lil too much nerve tonic (see Ken Griffey Jr in Simpsons season 3 episode Homer at the Bat).

- The Montreal Canadiens will definitely make the NHL playoffs.

- The Toronto Maple Leafs will definitely not make the NHL playoffs.

- J.J Reddick is the best shooter I've ever seen.

- Jim Boeheim's wife (Juli Boeheim) is the best example of a MILF/trophy wife i've ever seen.

- I hope the Celtics make the playoffs.

- The Seattle Supersonics are my darkhorse team for next year's NBA season.

- Kevin Harlan is the most entertaining play by play announcer in sports (who is not latin or working for the WWE).

- Nothing more attractive than a woman who can dunk a basketball... noT!!!

- Marcus Williams has the most irritable face left in the tournament.

- I hope Alfonso Soriano never gets paid another penny for the rest of his life.

- George Mason is for real, so's Wichita State, but GM will make it to the elite 8.

- Roy Williams absolutely left Kansas worst off when he jumped ship to North Carolina.

- Picking upsets is about as easy as avoiding herpes on a trip to Thailand.

- I'd give my right pinkie to be the 12th man on a 15th seed team that defeats a 2nd seed team in a close game (i just wanna lock elbows with other guys and not be called a homo).

- Dwayne Wade is the best player from the 2003 NBA draft.

- I couldn't care less about women's basketball (pro or college).

- The NFL is the absolute best run sports league. #2..........................................................NASCAR?.

- When Bradley played Pittsburgh I thought I was the only one who thought of the Brad Pitt
reference.

- Terrell Owens is an absolute idiot...That being said I will be supporting the Dallas Cowboys and T.O.

- Adam Morrison is inspiring millions of young white males and millions of diabetics that if you work hard, believe in yourself and never give up.... you can make yourself uglier than God expected you to be.

- it's ok to cry watching an HBO drama, even more ok to cry watching sports (if money is involved).

- Sleeper pick to win it all.................................................. Anna Marinaro (i wanna marry you).

- Sleeper pick to win the NCAA tournament.................. Georgetown.

comments anyone??